i've been feeling like there's been a massive alien mother ship hovering over my farmhouse the last couple weeks, know what i mean? really, what do you do but look up every once and a while and hope for the best...

every time you do drugs jesus does some too.

adam west has no shame.

my sources tell me that a successor for kim jong il has been found! all hail mr. puddleton!!

robots, donuts, pastoral scenes. what more could you want? the art of eric joyner.

saw this today and tried not to tear up, i was unsuccessful.

best band ever! clicky to embiggen!

once again, it is dishes or die time. god damn i hate dishes.

required viewing for all humans.

it's the small details that make this picture great. for example, the singer's pants have SEVEN visible zippers!

thank you bryn for tonight's nightmare about the skinless, muscleless, and boneless cow circulatory system with horns and a face.

i know what you're probably thinking; they don't make homoerotic video games like they used to. witness the glory that is cho aniki, a side scrolling 2d shooter that... well, features two flying muscle men in bikini bottoms who have holes in their heads fighting the forces of evil, which evidently is other muscle men in bikini bottoms. fun, no?

i am going to bed, here's the dream i picked out for tonite. click to embiggen!!
artist?

i've spent 87 minutes listening to captain beefheart. i'm going to play him to my plants as i am confident that they'd be into it.