loving the king khan. head noddin, foot tappin.

click to embiggen!

the inner workings of the german quadriplegic. efficient.

there has been a great deal of heated debate around the jamona household over this little picture. it's time to bring in the third party opinions...
funny? not funny? there is no in between.

rick james, the personification of gross. seriously, i can't even look at this without gagging.
you're welcome.

this just seems too overt. i call photoshop on this, but have no proof.

and to complete the portrait trifecta; mr. david bowie as photographed by marcus klinko.

lego portrait of stevie h.

neil armstrong glamour shot. i'd be an astronaut just for the boots.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akashita

hairy mushroom monster riding a big wheel? you mean MATANGO!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matango
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVyRYjJoZfc

for those who wondered what my black dog allergy reaction looks like. not even kidding.

single speed fixie, the only way to fly. i'm gonna switch over the next chance i get.

update! still have not gone fixie...

marcos lopez, i like your style.

portfolio:
http://www.marcoslopez.com/marcosenglish.htm
analysis:
http://www.dissidences.org/MarcosLopez.html
dog wearing sunglasses:
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c382/sarah4810/DogSunglasses.gif

the bangs slay me.

my eyes kind of hurt when i look at this picture it's so cute.

click to embiggen!

"the end of battleship yamato"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_battleship_Yamato

click to embiggen!
a poster for the japanese release of cronenberg's naked lunch.

read the caption. sorry ladies, the future is set, now vacuum that crater one more time.

neil and elton. i have never thought of what a wierd name elton is until this moment.

it kind of makes me sad that if people had dinosaurs to ride the first thing they'd do is mount lasers on those fuckers and start blasting. although, what else are you gonna do with a dinosaur? race? plow fields? i'd rather be blasting.

ramona trying to get me to do the dishes. i'd rather be fucking gut shot.

update!
the dishes are clean and i am not gut shot.

what you can't see here is that brian wilson perceives the true essence of music, and can shape it with his mind. and hands.

i've been listening to the crystal antlers ep like crazy. check it out!

one of my favourite drawings by brandon bird: bob ross in a better and totally radical place.

an alley shot from sean.

young neil young. sure looks a lot like nik kozub.

robert bateman, canadian wildlife painter extraordinaire, painted bigfoot? apparently so. or is it yeti? hmmm.

scorch on asshole!


also, hilarious:
http://www.236.com/video/2008/get_your_war_on_the_race_card_8303.php

damn it's hot!

i love the tone of this painting. fucking scary.

gonna be another scorcher today. must...find....pool.

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this shot looks right down the barrel of the lhc, which is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9XotvwgnaY
basically the thing shoots atoms in a massive circle near the speed of light at nearly 0 degrees kelvin and smashes them into other atoms going the other direction. SMASH!
presto! you've recreated the conditions at the beginning of the universe. why go to all the trouble? because, ass, that shit is crazy! the math geeks will stop at nothing to find the universal version of stem cells.

had an amazing brunch prepared by a friend and spent the rest of the day complaining about the heat and doing nothing about it.

this photo is called "real life". the photographer shall go unnamed because i can't remember who it is. this could also be called "weekly mascot aa meeting" or "weekly mascot knights of columbus meeting" or "gearing up for weekly mascot community theater troupe meeting."
mostly because it looks like it was shot in a church basement.

ahhh the rapture! i count the days until jesus finally rewards me and all the other believers while you accursed sinners are left on earth to fight it out with kirk cameron for the rest of time. serves you right. click to embiggen!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0190524/

taco cats. holy shit!

http://www.wooooomag.com/

who can resist a shiny red button, let alone one that "operates" donkeys. felt like someone was sitting on my donkey button all day.

little known fact...dinosaurs only ever walked in orderly single file. this is true.

the puddin':
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/03/Dinosaur_tracks_in_Bolivia_1.jpg/450px-Dinosaur_tracks_in_Bolivia_1.jpg
http://www.ccccok.org/images/dino_tracks.jpg

another one of sean's. click to embiggen!

this is a shot my brother sean took. 10pts for knowing where this is! you can check out seans portfolio here:
http://scantr0n.deviantart.com/

sexy. europeans. smoking. i like.

well it had to happen. future earth is ruled by bears who travel through time manipulating the past to seed their future plans! fuck!




or, if you want the world to break your heart:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,394902,00.html

every time i look at this i think of geoff and laugh, probably because it's a picture of the coolest dream he ever had.
also, it's ripped out of a magazine. that somehow adds charm, like someone loved it enough that they went the trouble of copying it just to share it. like me!

universe! -keith

the universe is awesome. this is the cat's eye nebula. click to embiggen.

lifted from: http://chandra.harvard.edu/photo/2008/catseye/

"This composite of data from NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory and Hubble Space Telescope is a new look for NGC 6543, better known as the Cat's Eye nebula. This famous object is a so-called planetary nebula that represents a phase of stellar evolution that the Sun should experience several billion years from now. When a star like the Sun begins to run out of fuel, it becomes what is known as a red giant. In this phase, a star sheds some of its outer layers, eventually leaving behind a hot core that collapses to form a dense white dwarf star. A fast wind emanating from the hot core rams into the ejected atmosphere, pushes it outward, and creates the graceful filamentary structures seen with optical telescopes."

Woooo! First post!

blogging, how passe. but this looks pretty cool! my intent is to share some of the images i've been collecting for no good reason other than my own enjoyment.